Bar Z Winery

Breakfast is the gateway meal to fatness.

If you’ve got a honey hole, fish it.

The glass is never half full or half empty. It’s refillable.

Any excuse will do when you need one!

I’ve always thought that unless your eyes are closed, you always watch what you eat.

It tastes like you just put Carmen Miranda’s hat in your mouth.

Until things start to change, nothing ever changes.

Never sell a saddle that makes your ass laugh.

You can only drink so many drinks out of a plastic cup.

I think they play harp music in heaven because you have time to acquire a taste for it.

Drink well, or don’t drink at all!

Always remember that no matter where you go, you are the center of your surroundings.

Crappy wine is best served cold.

They want us to make whore wine – fast, cheap, and sickly sweet!

“Screams ‘spank me’ for a Rosé” -Guest